{"id":3165,"date":"2020-11-01T20:10:15","date_gmt":"2020-11-02T01:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3165"},"modified":"2020-11-01T20:10:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-02T01:10:15","slug":"treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3165","title":{"rendered":"Treats?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Talking about trick or treaters)<br \/>\nAlan: We ran out of candy the first year and had to give out individual oreos<br \/>\nTim: This is why you keep the soy sauce and duck sauce packets from Chinese<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Talking about trick or treaters) Alan: We ran out of candy the first year and had to give out individual oreos Tim: This is why you keep the soy sauce and duck sauce packets from Chinese<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,23],"class_list":["post-3165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3166,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165\/revisions\/3166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}