{"id":31,"date":"2004-06-25T09:37:53","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T09:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=31"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:12:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:12:20","slug":"smarterchild-quote-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"smarterchild quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SmarterChild: You have no events in your planner. Would you like to add an event?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: yes<br \/>\nSmarterChild: What is the name of the event?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: Eat poor kittens for lunch<br \/>\nSmarterChild: When would you like to schedule &#8220;Eat poor kittens for lunch&#8221; for?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: february 31, 2004<br \/>\nSmarterChild: OK, I just added &#8220;Eat poor kittens for lunch on February 31st, 2004&#8221; to your planner. Type &#8220;edit&#8221; to change the event. You can also type &#8220;add&#8221; followed by a new event. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SmarterChild: You have no events in your planner. Would you like to add an event? SoAL Gilder: yes SmarterChild: What is the name of the event? SoAL Gilder: Eat poor kittens for lunch SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=31\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,10],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-smarterchild","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}