{"id":2932,"date":"2015-02-27T02:32:53","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T07:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2932"},"modified":"2015-02-27T02:32:53","modified_gmt":"2015-02-27T07:32:53","slug":"cucumbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2932","title":{"rendered":"Cucumbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: We should make a startup for jumping onto your face. Think of all the things that could clamp on to your head.<br \/>\nAl-Tim: True. Like&#8230;<br \/>\nIan: Koalas.<br \/>\nAl-Tim: Cucumbers.<\/p>\n<p>(Talking about a startup that shoves cucumbers up people&#8217;s noses)<br \/>\nIan: I&#8217;d invest my own money in that.<br \/>\nAl-Tim: How much?<br \/>\nIan: Five bucks.<br \/>\nAl-Tim: Is that five bucks per cucumber?<br \/>\nIan: Yes<br \/>\nAl-Tim: Or per nose? No, you already agreed to cucumber. So I&#8217;m just going to find one very desperate person. We&#8217;ll put it on the internet. People will be able to choose which organic, local farm they get the cucumber to shove up that person&#8217;s nose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: We should make a startup for jumping onto your face. Think of all the things that could clamp on to your head. Al-Tim: True. Like&#8230; Ian: Koalas. Al-Tim: Cucumbers. (Talking about a startup that shoves cucumbers up people&#8217;s noses) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2932\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[22,41],"class_list":["post-2932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-ianl","tag-tima","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2932"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2933,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions\/2933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}