{"id":2880,"date":"2014-01-03T20:57:49","date_gmt":"2014-01-04T01:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2880"},"modified":"2014-01-03T20:57:49","modified_gmt":"2014-01-04T01:57:49","slug":"poo-groom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2880","title":{"rendered":"Poo Groom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan: lol
\nAlan: i dont know what a bachelor’s party involves anyway
\nZeke: I guess I did one for a friend in Arizona
\nZeke: We just stayed up all night in the desert though
\nZeke: And ate the groom
\nAlan: um
\nAlan: wat
\nZeke: The bride couldn’t marry him until we pooped him out again
\nZeke: That’s legal in Arizona though because it was a man poo
\nAlan: -_-
\nAlan: if the bride ate him would it still be a man poo?
\nAlan: does the gender follow the consumee or the consumer?
\nZeke: Well, you are what you eat
\nZeke: So I think she becomes male
\nZeke: And then she can’t gay marry her man poo groom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alan: lol Alan: i dont know what a bachelor’s party involves anyway Zeke: I guess I did one for a friend in Arizona Zeke: We just stayed up all night in the desert though Zeke: And ate the groom Alan: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,24],"class_list":["post-2880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-zekew","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2881,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2880\/revisions\/2881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}