{"id":2842,"date":"2012-11-18T15:15:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T20:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2842"},"modified":"2012-11-18T15:15:19","modified_gmt":"2012-11-18T20:15:19","slug":"twinkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2842","title":{"rendered":"Twinkies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Talking about runs on Twinkies)<br \/>\nMadelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office.<br \/>\nEmily: They&#8217;re still banned!<br \/>\nMadelyn: Maybe Josh won&#8217;t ban them when he&#8217;s EIC.<br \/>\nJosh: I don&#8217;t think I can ban something that doesn&#8217;t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Talking about runs on Twinkies) Madelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office. Emily: They&#8217;re still banned! Madelyn: Maybe Josh won&#8217;t ban them when he&#8217;s EIC. Josh: I don&#8217;t think I can ban something that doesn&#8217;t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[72,59,73,81,71],"class_list":["post-2842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-emilyd","tag-food","tag-joshs","tag-madelyng","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2843,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2842\/revisions\/2843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}