{"id":2838,"date":"2012-11-11T20:44:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T01:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2838"},"modified":"2012-11-11T20:44:47","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T01:44:47","slug":"womb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2838","title":{"rendered":"Womb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Madelyn: I only get four years of waved tuition.
\nMichael: “Only”?! I want four years of waved tuition.
\nEmily: You should have come out of a professor’s womb, Michael.
\nAlan: Isn’t Madelyn’s dad the professor?
\nEmily: You should have come out of a womb that married a professor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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