{"id":269,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:45","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=269"},"modified":"2011-11-09T21:43:15","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:43:15","slug":"budding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"Budding"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan: youre trapped, mwahaha
\nAlan: *puts you in a room with nothing but piles of mashed potatoes*
\nwerftspeed: lol
\nwerftspeed: It’s like auger for Everett.
\nAlan: what, youre going to bud now?
\nAlan: and im going to come back and find a room full of everetts?
\nwerftspeed: You betcha, and there’ll finally be more of me to go around.
\nwerftspeed: We’re going to need a lot of rootbeer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alan: youre trapped, mwahaha Alan: *puts you in a room with nothing but piles of mashed potatoes* werftspeed: lol werftspeed: It’s like auger for Everett. Alan: what, youre going to bud now? Alan: and im going to come back and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,48,11],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-everettm","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}