{"id":252,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=252"},"modified":"2011-11-10T01:48:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T01:48:37","slug":"wombs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Wombs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: we made lots of babies, you&#8217;re falling behind<br \/>\nAlan: you havent met your monthly quota<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: the hell.<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something?<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1\/9 of a baby.<br \/>\nAlan: she has batches of 10, and pops one out every month or so<br \/>\nAlan: well, every 9\/10s of a month<br \/>\nAlan: and we replace it<br \/>\nAlan: better evolve another few wombs, bitch<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: i&#8217;m evolving as fast as i can!<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: just give me a few more months<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: then i&#8217;ll be popping out babies like no ones business<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: we made lots of babies, you&#8217;re falling behind Alan: you havent met your monthly quota Elenya DoUrden: the hell. Elenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something? Elenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1\/9 of a baby. Alan: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=252\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,6,11,51],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-babies","tag-im","tag-kathleeng","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}