{"id":2487,"date":"2012-08-13T09:54:15","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2012-08-13T09:54:15","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:54:15","slug":"pancakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2487","title":{"rendered":"Pancakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Discussing the pancake problem)<br \/>\nMars: Can we make malicious pancakes when we get home?<br \/>\nIan: Instead of blueberries you add malace.<br \/>\nMars: What aisle of the supermarket is the malace in?<br \/>\nKeith: I&#8217;m not sure Giant Eagle has that.<br \/>\nGreg: Oh they do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Discussing the pancake problem) Mars: Can we make malicious pancakes when we get home? Ian: Instead of blueberries you add malace. Mars: What aisle of the supermarket is the malace in? Keith: I&#8217;m not sure Giant Eagle has that. Greg: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2487\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[59,33,22,31,68],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-food","tag-gregh","tag-ianl","tag-keithb","tag-marsz","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2488,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}