{"id":2485,"date":"2012-08-13T09:53:19","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2485"},"modified":"2012-08-13T09:53:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:53:19","slug":"puppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2485","title":{"rendered":"Puppy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: Mars, are you getting married yet?<br \/>\nMars: Puppy first<br \/>\nAl-Tim: What you need is an illegitimate puppy so you have to hide it and hurry up and get married.<br \/>\nIan: What&#8217;s this?<br \/>\nAl-Tim: It&#8217;s kind of hush hush. If people knew they had a puppy it could ruin them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: Mars, are you getting married yet? Mars: Puppy first Al-Tim: What you need is an illegitimate puppy so you have to hide it and hurry up and get married. Ian: What&#8217;s this? Al-Tim: It&#8217;s kind of hush hush. If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2485\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,22,68,41],"class_list":["post-2485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-ianl","tag-marsz","tag-tima","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2486,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2485\/revisions\/2486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}