{"id":248,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=248"},"modified":"2011-11-09T21:21:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:21:42","slug":"glomp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Glomp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: oh i see<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening<br \/>\nKaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How&#8230;can this be!?<br \/>\nKaizokuNicoChan: I still have another status attack! BEWARE MY BEAK!!<br \/>\nKaizokuNicoChan: *performs &#8216;WTF?&#8217; in which I run around aimlessly screaming &#8220;ZOMG CHICKEN PENGUIN KJADAKFASKFSL!!! HELP HELP OH YES TAKE ME OH NO HELP WHEE FUNTIME FUNTIME!!&#8221; Which has a 60% chance to confuse.*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and i use Ev&#8217;s pet bird attack, go!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: it inflicts 500 poop damage on you<br \/>\nKaizokuNicoChan: Oh&#8230;..damn. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you! SoAL Gilder: oh i see SoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening KaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How&#8230;can this be!? KaizokuNicoChan: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=248\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,50],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-nicos","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":249,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions\/249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}