{"id":2474,"date":"2012-08-09T13:06:11","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T17:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2474"},"modified":"2012-08-09T13:06:16","modified_gmt":"2012-08-09T17:06:16","slug":"fire-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2474","title":{"rendered":"Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: should i get flash point?<br \/>\nIan: You should set real fires.<br \/>\nAlan: hmm<br \/>\nIan: You should set your hair on fire. And people can fund it online.<br \/>\nIan: Your hair is on fire: the board game. It comes with a board and pieces. They don&#8217;t do anything but you won&#8217;t notice that because your hair is on fire.<br \/>\nIan: It will have a snappy tagline. The tagline is &#8220;OH NO MY HAIR&#8221;.<br \/>\nIan: I wrote a detailed backstory for the boardgame. The game takes place in a magical fantasy kingdom. Everyone in the kingdom was happy until one day there was a witch. The witch said &#8220;Now Alan&#8217;s hair is on fire.&#8221;. The king said &#8220;Who&#8217;s Alan?&#8221;. The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: should i get flash point? Ian: You should set real fires. Alan: hmm Ian: You should set your hair on fire. And people can fund it online. Ian: Your hair is on fire: the board game. It comes with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2474\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,27,22,11],"class_list":["post-2474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-games","tag-ianl","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2474"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2476,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474\/revisions\/2476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}