{"id":2472,"date":"2012-08-07T22:57:18","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T02:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2472"},"modified":"2012-08-07T22:57:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T02:57:18","slug":"wheat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2472","title":{"rendered":"Wheat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Playing Settlers)<\/p>\n<p>Ben: Hey wheat baronness. I want a wheat. I&#8217;m prepared to pay handsomely for it.<br \/>\nSimiao: What?<br \/>\nBen: A brick.<br \/>\n(Crickets)<br \/>\nBen: Oh, never mind. I don&#8217;t want your stupid wheat.<\/p>\n<p>Ben: Wheat baroness, I need a wheat.<br \/>\nSimiao: For what?<br \/>\nBen: Your wish is my command.<br \/>\nSimiao: A rock.<br \/>\nBen: I can almost do that. I can almost do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Playing Settlers) Ben: Hey wheat baronness. I want a wheat. I&#8217;m prepared to pay handsomely for it. Simiao: What? Ben: A brick. (Crickets) Ben: Oh, never mind. I don&#8217;t want your stupid wheat. Ben: Wheat baroness, I need a wheat. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2472\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[40,27,39],"class_list":["post-2472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-bens","tag-games","tag-simiaol","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2473,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions\/2473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}