{"id":2468,"date":"2012-07-16T22:56:05","date_gmt":"2012-07-17T02:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2468"},"modified":"2012-07-16T22:56:13","modified_gmt":"2012-07-17T02:56:13","slug":"2468","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2468","title":{"rendered":"PHP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zeke: you worked pretty well on that level builder yesterday<br \/>\nZeke: and then on my mom last night<br \/>\nAlan: i see<br \/>\nAlan: hot<br \/>\nZeke: I can&#8217;t decide which code you more hastily banged out last night<br \/>\nZeke: the PHP or the DNA<br \/>\nAlan: well, given how much your mom has sex, it took an awful long time to get her finished<br \/>\nAlan: so i think the PHP was faster<br \/>\nZeke: sadly, both of those formats are really good at encouraging stupidity to multiply<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zeke: you worked pretty well on that level builder yesterday Zeke: and then on my mom last night Alan: i see Alan: hot Zeke: I can&#8217;t decide which code you more hastily banged out last night Zeke: the PHP or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2468\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,24],"class_list":["post-2468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-zekew","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2468"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2470,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468\/revisions\/2470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}