{"id":2429,"date":"2012-03-07T21:58:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T02:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2429"},"modified":"2012-10-21T20:10:17","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T00:10:17","slug":"snowboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2429","title":{"rendered":"Snowboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Ordering from eXtreme Pizza)<br \/>\nMattt: Click on the snowboard!<br \/>\n(Charles clicks)<br \/>\nMattt: What? It brings you to a list of states?<br \/>\nAlly: It says &#8220;Order online&#8221;<br \/>\nMattt: I&#8217;m not reading. I&#8217;m looking at the snowboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Ordering from eXtreme Pizza) Mattt: Click on the snowboard! (Charles clicks) Mattt: What? It brings you to a list of states? Ally: It says &#8220;Order online&#8221; Mattt: I&#8217;m not reading. I&#8217;m looking at the snowboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[37,29,59,197],"class_list":["post-2429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-allyn","tag-charlesr","tag-food","tag-matttt","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2429"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2809,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2429\/revisions\/2809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}