{"id":2407,"date":"2012-02-26T17:00:36","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T22:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2012-02-28T14:46:14","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T19:46:14","slug":"veal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2407","title":{"rendered":"Veal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: Babies are beef.<br \/>\nJosh: Wouldn&#8217;t they be veal?<br \/>\nMadelyn: I don&#8217;t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months.<br \/>\nDaniel: Kerosene?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: Babies are beef. Josh: Wouldn&#8217;t they be veal? Madelyn: I don&#8217;t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months. Daniel: Kerosene?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,6,89,73,81,71],"class_list":["post-2407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-babies","tag-danielt","tag-joshs","tag-madelyng","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2407"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2421,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions\/2421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}