{"id":2399,"date":"2012-02-26T13:05:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T18:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2399"},"modified":"2012-02-26T13:05:27","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T18:05:27","slug":"massage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2399","title":{"rendered":"Massage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Madelyn: My back hurts so much.<br \/>\nEmily: If Jonathan was here he could give you a massage.<br \/>\nMadelyn: No he couldn&#8217;t, because I would hit him.<br \/>\nEmily: You don&#8217;t like back massages?<br \/>\nMadelyn: I don&#8217;t like back massages.<br \/>\nEmily: And yet your back hurts.<br \/>\nMadelyn: And yet my back hurts. They could be related, or they could be completely unrelated<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Madelyn: My back hurts so much. Emily: If Jonathan was here he could give you a massage. Madelyn: No he couldn&#8217;t, because I would hit him. Emily: You don&#8217;t like back massages? Madelyn: I don&#8217;t like back massages. Emily: And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2399\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[72,81,71],"class_list":["post-2399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-emilyd","tag-madelyng","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2400,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions\/2400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}