{"id":232,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:01","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=232"},"modified":"2011-11-09T21:17:27","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:17:27","slug":"puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=232","title":{"rendered":"Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"

nukeade: Now you don’t want to talk to me anymore? This wouldn’t be some kind of punishment?
\nAlan: \ud83d\ude1b
\nnukeade: Should they lock me up in the punitentiary?
\nAlan: you are a bad person
\nnukeade: You can punch me when I get back.
\nnukeade: Whether or not the Steelers win this weekend, you can be sure that I started the punting early.
\nAlan: …
\nnukeade: Don’t worry. I know that whatever happuns, you’ll forgive me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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