{"id":230,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=230"},"modified":"2011-11-09T21:16:56","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:16:56","slug":"boner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"Boner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>nukeade: Jon, Justin and I started new characters, and they&#8217;re at Level 9. Adam is likely going to try to join us as well, so we&#8217;ll have a foursome. Then I played with Boner, and he made it up one level while narrowly avoiding death. But narrowly avoiding is still avoiding.<br \/>\nnukeade: They can&#8217;t play with Boner until&#8230; like level 65.<br \/>\nAlan: yay, foursome! \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nAlan: with boner!<br \/>\nnukeade: Yeah, well my boner extrudes poison.<br \/>\nnukeade: And not the kind that causes swelling in Women, followed by no fewer than 18 years of agony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nukeade: Jon, Justin and I started new characters, and they&#8217;re at Level 9. Adam is likely going to try to join us as well, so we&#8217;ll have a foursome. Then I played with Boner, and he made it up one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=230\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,40,11],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-bens","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}