{"id":2299,"date":"2012-02-06T18:00:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T23:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2299"},"modified":"2012-02-06T18:00:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T23:00:01","slug":"tears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2299","title":{"rendered":"Tears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Emily is complaining about an article in Forum to Josh)<br \/>\nEmily: It made me want to cry.<br \/>\nCelia: It&#8217;s okay. He gets it.<br \/>\nEmily: I&#8217;m motivating him!<br \/>\nJonathan: Apparently smelling tears lowers testosterone.<br \/>\nEmily: I&#8217;m going to cry and you&#8217;ll die!<br \/>\n(The discussion goes to how women supposedly find men more attractive when they&#8217;re sweaty.)<br \/>\nCelia: I like my men to work out in secret. And come to me freshly showered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Emily is complaining about an article in Forum to Josh) Emily: It made me want to cry. Celia: It&#8217;s okay. He gets it. Emily: I&#8217;m motivating him! Jonathan: Apparently smelling tears lowers testosterone. Emily: I&#8217;m going to cry and you&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2299\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[80,72,155,71],"class_list":["post-2299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-celial","tag-emilyd","tag-jonathanc","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2300,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions\/2300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}