{"id":2249,"date":"2012-01-29T17:13:44","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T22:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2249"},"modified":"2012-01-29T17:13:44","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T22:13:44","slug":"mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2249","title":{"rendered":"Mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Complaining about the food again)<br \/>\nPatrick: If you complain, provide Christa with phone numbers of people to call.<br \/>\nEvan: My mother.<br \/>\nPatrick: If your mother provides food, we will provide ads in the paper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Complaining about the food again) Patrick: If you complain, provide Christa with phone numbers of people to call. Evan: My mother. Patrick: If your mother provides food, we will provide ads in the paper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[78,59,74,71],"class_list":["post-2249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-evank","tag-food","tag-patrickk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2250,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249\/revisions\/2250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}