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(Emily is upset that Kiva Han is closing and turning into a Bagel Factory)
\nAlan: At least it’s not a Starbucks.
\nEmily: There’s one right across the street from it.
\nAlan: Yes.
\nEmily: What if they built a bridge connecting the two. It’s like the Starbucks bridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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