{"id":2215,"date":"2012-01-24T23:29:22","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T04:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2012-01-24T23:29:22","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T04:29:22","slug":"blow-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"Blow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zeke: blow?
\nZeke: watching that now
\nAlan: i love this video so much
\nZeke: haha the random unicorns are great
\nZeke: AHHHH RAINBOW BEAMS
\nZeke: YES
\nAlan: the unicorns bleed rainbows when shot
\nAlan: \ud83d\ude00
\nZeke: that’s what I meant
\nZeke: this is the best thing I’ve seen leaving someone’s body in a music video since Katy Perry’s whipped cream cannon tits<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zeke: blow? Zeke: watching that now Alan: i love this video so much Zeke: haha the random unicorns are great Zeke: AHHHH RAINBOW BEAMS Zeke: YES Alan: the unicorns bleed rainbows when shot Alan: \ud83d\ude00 Zeke: that’s what I meant … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,24],"class_list":["post-2215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-zekew","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2216,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions\/2216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}