{"id":2213,"date":"2012-01-24T22:54:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T03:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2012-01-24T22:54:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T03:54:42","slug":"kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2213","title":{"rendered":"Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan: such a fan of kelly’s stronger video \ud83d\ude42
\nAlan: i assume ive sent this to you before
\nZeke: actually I haven’t seen this
\nZeke: her bed feels warmer sleeping alone?
\nAlan: you hadnt heard the song yet?
\nZeke: This confirms what I’ve suspected about Kelly for a long time
\nZeke: specifically….
\nZeke: that she is a reptile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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