{"id":2152,"date":"2012-01-02T21:01:02","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T02:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2152"},"modified":"2012-01-09T12:45:28","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T17:45:28","slug":"cowbell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2152","title":{"rendered":"Cowbell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(In a discussion about outfitting the Kiltie Band with cowbells)<br \/>\nDan: Oo, partymart.com\/cowbell<br \/>\nKeith: Is that a sponsored link?<br \/>\nDan: Maybe. Aw, there are no cowbells on this page.<br \/>\nAlan: You should fix that.<br \/>\nDan: Yeah, I&#8217;ll call someone at Mountain View. &#8220;This page needs more cowbell. No really.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(In a discussion about outfitting the Kiltie Band with cowbells) Dan: Oo, partymart.com\/cowbell Keith: Is that a sponsored link? Dan: Maybe. Aw, there are no cowbells on this page. Alan: You should fix that. Dan: Yeah, I&#8217;ll call someone at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2152\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,32,31],"class_list":["post-2152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-danp","tag-keithb","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2154,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions\/2154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}