{"id":2144,"date":"2012-01-01T10:04:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T15:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2012-10-21T20:14:12","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T00:14:12","slug":"toast-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2144","title":{"rendered":"Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Discussing breakfast options)<br \/>\nEric: Toast with awesome things on it. Like naked ladies.<br \/>\nDan: Wouldn&#8217;t the toast be on them? Like pasties? Should we just call them toasties?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Discussing breakfast options) Eric: Toast with awesome things on it. Like naked ladies. Dan: Wouldn&#8217;t the toast be on them? Like pasties? Should we just call them toasties?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[194,193,59],"class_list":["post-2144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-danielp","tag-ericd","tag-food","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2813,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions\/2813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}