{"id":2135,"date":"2011-12-15T23:58:34","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T04:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2135"},"modified":"2011-12-15T23:58:34","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T04:58:34","slug":"top-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2135","title":{"rendered":"Top pot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>nukeade: Have you ever had a Top Pot?<br \/>\nnukeade: They&#8217;re outrageous.<br \/>\nnukeade: They&#8217;re not really toroidal like normal doughnuts.<br \/>\nnukeade: They&#8217;re more like a square cross section loop.<br \/>\nnukeade: God, just thinking about them makes me want a Top Pot.<br \/>\nAlan V: they should make marijuana versions<br \/>\nAlan V: they can be Top Pot Top Pots<br \/>\nnukeade: Plus, it remains a palindrome.<br \/>\nAlan V: assuming they use the highest-quality marijuana<br \/>\nnukeade: If they also use the top pot on the shelf to make it, then it&#8217;s a Top pot top pot top pot.<br \/>\nnukeade: Though, now I&#8217;m just being silly&#8230; I should probably s top it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nukeade: Have you ever had a Top Pot? nukeade: They&#8217;re outrageous. nukeade: They&#8217;re not really toroidal like normal doughnuts. nukeade: They&#8217;re more like a square cross section loop. nukeade: God, just thinking about them makes me want a Top Pot. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2135\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,40,59,11],"class_list":["post-2135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-bens","tag-food","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2135"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2136,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135\/revisions\/2136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}