{"id":2084,"date":"2011-11-20T11:37:58","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T16:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2084"},"modified":"2011-11-20T11:37:58","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T16:37:58","slug":"how-things-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=2084","title":{"rendered":"How Things Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily: The next &#8220;How Things Work&#8221; should be on survival. Drinking your own urine and eating flowers and shit.<br \/>\nDaniel: Okay.<br \/>\nKatie: The bus takes too long to arrive. Go into survival mode and drink your own piss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily: The next &#8220;How Things Work&#8221; should be on survival. Drinking your own urine and eating flowers and shit. Daniel: Okay. Katie: The bus takes too long to arrive. Go into survival mode and drink your own piss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[89,72,70,71],"class_list":["post-2084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-danielt","tag-emilyd","tag-katiec","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2085,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions\/2085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}