{"id":208,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=208"},"modified":"2011-11-10T01:49:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T01:49:00","slug":"sex-clue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Sex Clue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: meh, i couldve sworn i was right with my guess of ghannema with the used condom in the dining room<br \/>\nAlan: i suck at sex-clue<br \/>\nAlan: i want to make this&#8230;.<br \/>\nAlan: it&#8217;s like clue except you figure out whose baby it is<br \/>\ngregh1983: Ha ha ha!!!<br \/>\nAlan: was it miss scarlet in the conservatory with the alien probe?<br \/>\ngregh1983: Or Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the illicit magazine?<br \/>\nAlan: or mr. green in the kitchen with the aborted-but-living fetus?<br \/>\ngregh1983: Eeew, how unsanitary.<br \/>\nAlan: eh, whatever works<br \/>\nAlan: just shove it up there<br \/>\ngregh1983: If this game shows up at the next Get Board Get Carded, I will know who to blame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: meh, i couldve sworn i was right with my guess of ghannema with the used condom in the dining room Alan: i suck at sex-clue Alan: i want to make this&#8230;. Alan: it&#8217;s like clue except you figure out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=208\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,6,33,11],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-babies","tag-gregh","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions\/416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}