{"id":200,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:33","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=200"},"modified":"2011-11-09T21:04:50","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:04:50","slug":"teletubby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=200","title":{"rendered":"Teletubby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: Did Tim throw his phone at you?<br \/>\nIan: No, it&#8217;s some sort of plastic thing. It looks like part of a teletubby. Oh, were you a teletubby? Is this part of your costume? Alan, do you want to be a teletubby in the future?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: Did Tim throw his phone at you? Ian: No, it&#8217;s some sort of plastic thing. It looks like part of a teletubby. Oh, were you a teletubby? Is this part of your costume? Alan, do you want to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=200\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,22],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-ianl","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}