{"id":1531,"date":"2005-08-09T04:09:59","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1531"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:52:26","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:52:26","slug":"condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1531","title":{"rendered":"Condition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan: i wonder if i can get anyone to do anything if I barf on them
\nAlan: “give me a dollar or i’ll barf on you”
\nAlan: “it’s not like i do it on purpose, i have a medical condition… spazmotica barfosis”
\nAlan: “it’s a fear of not having money that leads to barfing”
\nAlan: “it’s incurable…. i can only control it”
\nEchidnapi: hmm….it might involve people running<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alan: i wonder if i can get anyone to do anything if I barf on them Alan: “give me a dollar or i’ll barf on you” Alan: “it’s not like i do it on purpose, i have a medical condition… … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,63],"class_list":["post-1531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-markc","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1532,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531\/revisions\/1532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}