{"id":1513,"date":"2005-08-09T04:16:03","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:48:21","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:48:21","slug":"barf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1513","title":{"rendered":"Barf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: bleeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br \/>\nAlan: *barfs all over you*<br \/>\nvolleychic303: thanks alan<br \/>\nvolleychic303: *cherishes it*<br \/>\nAlan: quoted<br \/>\nvolleychic303: NOOOOOOOOOOOO<br \/>\nvolleychic303: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: bleeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alan: *barfs all over you* volleychic303: thanks alan volleychic303: *cherishes it* Alan: quoted volleychic303: NOOOOOOOOOOOO volleychic303: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,104,11],"class_list":["post-1513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-amandac","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1514,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513\/revisions\/1514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}