{"id":1511,"date":"2005-08-09T04:17:30","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:47:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:47:55","slug":"sarcassistic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1511","title":{"rendered":"Sarcassistic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: LOL a little narssistic, are we?<br \/>\nAlan: \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nmatts0226: haha<br \/>\nmatts0226: it&#8217;s a running joke<br \/>\nAlan: lol \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nmatts0226: sarcassistic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: LOL a little narssistic, are we? Alan: \ud83d\ude1b matts0226: haha matts0226: it&#8217;s a running joke Alan: lol \ud83d\ude1b matts0226: sarcassistic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,36],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-matts","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1512,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions\/1512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}