{"id":1501,"date":"2005-08-09T04:22:12","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1501"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:45:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:45:29","slug":"blow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1501","title":{"rendered":"Blow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: you can blow yourself all you want as long as you write in your journal<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: oops<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: blow yourself UP<br \/>\neulalia062423: up, alan. blow yourself up.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: thats what i MEANT<br \/>\neulalia062423: riiiight right. get your mind out of my pants<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: you can blow yourself all you want as long as you write in your journal SoAL Gilder: &#8230; SoAL Gilder: oops SoAL Gilder: blow yourself UP eulalia062423: up, alan. blow yourself up. SoAL Gilder: thats what i MEANT &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1501\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,102,11],"class_list":["post-1501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-davids","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1502,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions\/1502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}