{"id":1491,"date":"2005-08-09T04:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1491"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:43:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:43:20","slug":"insult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1491","title":{"rendered":"Insult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: That would be funny. A php script that insulted you.<br \/>\nJ5261988: And it could all learn new insults.<br \/>\nJ5261988: Like, on the first day it&#8217;s upp, it calls you a dum dum head&#8230;<br \/>\nJ5261988: And then yuou come back a week later<br \/>\nJ5261988: And It calls you a god damned fucktarding peice of shit<br \/>\nJ5261988: OMG<br \/>\nJ5261988: THAT WOULD RULE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: That would be funny. A php script that insulted you. J5261988: And it could all learn new insults. J5261988: Like, on the first day it&#8217;s upp, it calls you a dum dum head&#8230; J5261988: And then yuou come back &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1491\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,109],"class_list":["post-1491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1492,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions\/1492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}