{"id":1479,"date":"2005-08-09T04:33:45","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1479"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:40:07","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:40:07","slug":"sock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1479","title":{"rendered":"Sock"},"content":{"rendered":"

Patrick: my sock tastes bad.
\nZeldaGaiden83: Uh, why did you tell me that?
\nPatrick: cuz i just tasted it.
\nPatrick: yes i’m wierd
\nPatrick: alan say’s its stinky
\nZeldaGaiden83: Eew
\nPatrick: y do you say eww you didn’t put it in your mouth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Patrick: my sock tastes bad. ZeldaGaiden83: Uh, why did you tell me that? Patrick: cuz i just tasted it. Patrick: yes i’m wierd Patrick: alan say’s its stinky ZeldaGaiden83: Eew Patrick: y do you say eww you didn’t put it … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,43],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-patrickw","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1480,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions\/1480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}