{"id":1458,"date":"2005-08-09T04:43:32","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1458"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:33:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:33:52","slug":"fart-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1458","title":{"rendered":"Fart II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* Supine Pastry farts.<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: GOD DAMNIT! NOT FUCKING AGAIN!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: O.o<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Why does you fucking name have to be right under Johnny b&#8217;s?<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: lol<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: two time now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Supine Pastry farts. Supine Pastry: GOD DAMNIT! NOT FUCKING AGAIN! SoAL Gilder: O.o Supine Pastry: Why does you fucking name have to be right under Johnny b&#8217;s? Supine Pastry: lol Supine Pastry: two time now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,109],"class_list":["post-1458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1459,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions\/1459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}