{"id":1452,"date":"2005-08-09T04:46:07","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1452"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:32:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:32:29","slug":"house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1452","title":{"rendered":"House"},"content":{"rendered":"

Supine Pastry: If I go to sleep, wake me up.
\nSoAL Gilder: ok
\nSupine Pastry: Thank you.
\nSoAL Gilder: ill go over to your house and hit you over the head with a hammer
\nSupine Pastry: Hah! You don’t know where Iive. Unless your creepy yearbook powers tell you -that- too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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