{"id":1429,"date":"2005-08-09T04:57:44","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T08:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1429"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:27:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:27:13","slug":"pidgeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1429","title":{"rendered":"Pigeons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MYAndrewMcMahon: I found the perfect thing for Mr. Radcliffe<br \/>\nMYAndrewMcMahon: 1. Pigeons are the biggest bastards ever. They just sit, and shit. They also are proof that Darwin is a fucking idiot. I mean, if evolution is true, then how the FUCK did these things come into existance? I know God would be too ashamed to take credit for them too. They are like a Mallard Duck \/ Cockatoo hybrid, that someone hit with a wooden paddle a few times. They don&#8217;t even make cool noises, and are posers. THEY THINK THEY ARE URBAN CHICKENS. Go mooch food off of someone else, you little shitfaces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MYAndrewMcMahon: I found the perfect thing for Mr. Radcliffe MYAndrewMcMahon: 1. Pigeons are the biggest bastards ever. They just sit, and shit. They also are proof that Darwin is a fucking idiot. I mean, if evolution is true, then how &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1429\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,115],"class_list":["post-1429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-janetz","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1429"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1431,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions\/1431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}