{"id":1407,"date":"2005-08-09T05:08:11","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T09:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1407"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:21:33","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:21:33","slug":"cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1407","title":{"rendered":"Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ShadowHdghog: *gives chase a million cookies*<br \/>\nlamenameman: what kinda cookies?<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: dunno..chocolate chip?<br \/>\nlamenameman: hm&#8230;.<br \/>\nlamenameman: *hires 52\u00bc liposuction peoples*<br \/>\nlamenameman: &#8220;k guys just start suckin out as soon as it comes in&#8221;<br \/>\nlamenameman: *dives into huge pile of cookies*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ShadowHdghog: *gives chase a million cookies* lamenameman: what kinda cookies? ShadowHdghog: dunno..chocolate chip? lamenameman: hm&#8230;. lamenameman: *hires 52\u00bc liposuction peoples* lamenameman: &#8220;k guys just start suckin out as soon as it comes in&#8221; lamenameman: *dives into huge pile of cookies*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,112,11],"class_list":["post-1407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-chasek","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1408,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions\/1408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}