{"id":1359,"date":"2011-02-14T11:58:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T16:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:06:54","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:06:54","slug":"hit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"Hit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: you damn right oops boy. This hottie were all up in my kool aid, and i was lookin to get myself a little bling bling going on, but then I got the word from my homies that this girl was all whck like that, and I was all, no, sweetass, I aint hitting -that-. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: you damn right oops boy. This hottie were all up in my kool aid, and i was lookin to get myself a little bling bling going on, but then I got the word from my homies that this girl &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1359\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,109],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1360,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/1360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}