{"id":1352,"date":"2011-02-14T14:01:55","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T19:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1352"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:05:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:05:16","slug":"shatner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1352","title":{"rendered":"Shatner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: btw, if william shatner ever pulls you into a athroom and asks you if you wan to see the captains log, just say no. I fell for that, like&#8230;9 times.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: O.o<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: uhhhh <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: btw, if william shatner ever pulls you into a athroom and asks you if you wan to see the captains log, just say no. I fell for that, like&#8230;9 times. SoAL Gilder: O.o SoAL Gilder: uhhhh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,109],"class_list":["post-1352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1353,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352\/revisions\/1353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}