{"id":134,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=134"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:46:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:46:30","slug":"bars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"Bars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zeke: I should mod my antenna bars to be penises<br \/>\nZeke: so I can say &#8220;I have great service in here, look, 4 gay bars&#8221;<br \/>\nAlan: um<br \/>\nZeke: all increasing in length<br \/>\nZeke: maybe the wifi indicator next to it can be a sphincter<br \/>\nZeke: yus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zeke: I should mod my antenna bars to be penises Zeke: so I can say &#8220;I have great service in here, look, 4 gay bars&#8221; Alan: um Zeke: all increasing in length Zeke: maybe the wifi indicator next to it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=134\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,24],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-zekew","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}