{"id":1338,"date":"2011-02-14T12:08:47","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T17:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2011-11-12T22:02:04","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:02:04","slug":"panda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1338","title":{"rendered":"Panda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: No way! I had a panda and he totally left me for some |<br \/>\n| cult! You converted my panda! YOU CONVERTED MY PANDA!<br \/>\nJ5261988: in my mad fenzy of typing, I have no idea how the hell thos thingy got int here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: No way! I had a panda and he totally left me for some | | cult! You converted my panda! YOU CONVERTED MY PANDA! J5261988: in my mad fenzy of typing, I have no idea how the hell thos &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1338\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,109],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1339,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions\/1339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}