{"id":132,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=132"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:43:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:43:03","slug":"android","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Android"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zeke: the latest Android version statue is&#8230;. creepy<br \/>\nZeke: the next version is rumored to be named &#8220;ice cream&#8221;<br \/>\nZeke: I hope it gets a 2 Girls, 1 Cup statue<br \/>\nZeke: with a creamy android coming out the butt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zeke: the latest Android version statue is&#8230;. creepy Zeke: the next version is rumored to be named &#8220;ice cream&#8221; Zeke: I hope it gets a 2 Girls, 1 Cup statue Zeke: with a creamy android coming out the butt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,24],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-zekew","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}