Alan: “surprise surprise puppy surprise”
\nAlan: “how many puppies are there inside?”
\nAlan: “there could be three or four or five!”
\nAlan: rememebr those?
\nAlan: those were so dumb
\nRampantVoices: haha no actually
\nRampantVoices: lol *shakes head*
\nAlan: they were dumb
\nAlan: you buy them, and open up their stomachs
\nAlan: and youd find three to five stuffed puppies
\nAlan: and of cousre oyu never got five \ud83d\ude1b
\nRampantVoices: o.O
\nRampantVoices: that’s.. creepy..
\nAlan: lol
\nAlan: yeah they were
\nRampantVoices: “peel apart the inmobile carcass of a formerly pregnant dog… LOOK! BABY PUPPY CARCASSES!”
\nRampantVoices: someone just killed their dog one day and went, “you knwo what would make a good toy…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alan: “surprise surprise puppy surprise” Alan: “how many puppies are there inside?” Alan: “there could be three or four or five!” Alan: rememebr those? Alan: those were so dumb RampantVoices: haha no actually RampantVoices: lol *shakes head* Alan: they were … Continue reading