{"id":130,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=130"},"modified":"2011-11-17T12:37:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T17:37:23","slug":"cat-sushi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Cat sushi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tim: What doesn&#8217;t Greg like?<br \/>\nAlan: sushi<br \/>\nAlan: we can make kitty sushi<br \/>\nAlan: he wont like that<br \/>\nTim: Yes<br \/>\nTim: I see no problem with this<br \/>\nTim: I also suggest making cats out of sushi<br \/>\nTim: Meow<br \/>\nAlan: wait&#8230; cats out of sushi?<br \/>\nTim: Meow<br \/>\nAlan: i&#8230; dont understand<br \/>\nTim: Step 1: Get sushi<br \/>\nTim: Step 2: Build cat<br \/>\nTim: Step 3: Meow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tim: What doesn&#8217;t Greg like? Alan: sushi Alan: we can make kitty sushi Alan: he wont like that Tim: Yes Tim: I see no problem with this Tim: I also suggest making cats out of sushi Tim: Meow Alan: wait&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=130\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,149,11,23],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-cats","tag-im","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2071,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/2071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}