{"id":1297,"date":"2005-08-15T00:52:30","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T04:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:42:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:42:55","slug":"throwup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1297","title":{"rendered":"Throwup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>breakmybrain: can you make me a throw up face?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ummm<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: I thought you were some sorta computer wizard<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ~&#038;~&#038;%~D:<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: there<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: no good<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: why not?<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: throwup too watery<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ummm<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: %% D:<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: I need THICK vomit<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: work on it<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: ditch the physics and math<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: make me a barf face<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>breakmybrain: can you make me a throw up face? SoAL Gilder: ummm breakmybrain: I thought you were some sorta computer wizard SoAL Gilder: ~&#038;~&#038;%~D: SoAL Gilder: there breakmybrain: no good SoAL Gilder: why not? breakmybrain: throwup too watery SoAL Gilder: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1297\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,113],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-pully","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1298,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions\/1298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}