{"id":1291,"date":"2005-08-15T00:55:49","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T04:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:41:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:41:10","slug":"pirates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1291","title":{"rendered":"Pirates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: yar<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: yar owns<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Its like, nerd pirates<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i are pirate dood<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: yar<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: yar, we be comin upn some fat pipes<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i r teh 1337 p1r473 d00d<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: hahaha<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Yar, batten down the MP3&#8217;s, Warez, and ROMS, we be lootin on ar phat pipes!<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Arrr!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: hahahaha<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Ready the Firewire drive! We be goin broadband-side!<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Yar-har.<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: Yar! Incoming sub7! Beware of yonder DoS attacks! Yorrrl. Draw your file sahring application of choice, mateys! The broadband is ripe for the pickin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: yar Supine Pastry: yar owns SoAL Gilder: lol Supine Pastry: Its like, nerd pirates SoAL Gilder: i are pirate dood SoAL Gilder: yar Supine Pastry: yar, we be comin upn some fat pipes SoAL Gilder: i r teh &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1291\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,109],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1292,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/1292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}