{"id":1288,"date":"2005-08-15T00:56:59","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T04:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1288"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:40:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:40:34","slug":"torch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1288","title":{"rendered":"Torch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: im passing info to vicki<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: her job now \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\ndaniboo21: its time&#8230;<br \/>\ndaniboo21: pass the torch<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *throws torch to vicki*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *burns her to death*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;.oops<br \/>\ndaniboo21: haaa<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *runs away quickly*<br \/>\ndaniboo21: hate it when that happens<br \/>\ndaniboo21: run run<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: oh well<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: it was just vicki<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: no harm \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Later&#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: how about i pass the burning mushroom to her instead?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: or the coffee cup with steam<br \/>\ndaniboo21: that would work<br \/>\ndaniboo21: mmm coffee<br \/>\ndaniboo21: what flavor<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *throws coffee cup at her*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *watches vicki get burned*<br \/>\ndaniboo21: poor vicki<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *watches vicki dissolve*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: oops<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: guess she really was a wicked witch<br \/>\ndaniboo21: awe vicki<br \/>\ndaniboo21: no more leader \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\ndaniboo21: magic to bring her back?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: nope she gone<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: we all celebrate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: im passing info to vicki SoAL Gilder: her job now \ud83d\ude42 daniboo21: its time&#8230; daniboo21: pass the torch SoAL Gilder: *throws torch to vicki* SoAL Gilder: *burns her to death* SoAL Gilder: &#8230;.oops daniboo21: haaa SoAL Gilder: *runs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1288\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11],"class_list":["post-1288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1290,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions\/1290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}